There are a lot of real life things going on right now that are hard to blog about. So I won't.
My first of many steps to becoming a genius is learning new languages. I want to learn French. Here goes...
Monsieur handjob, c'est la magnifique, mon petite fromage! Fascination totale! barbe de papa! baguette!
I wish I were in France right now. You lucky bastard. But thanks for distracting me anyway.
