Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Robert Pattinson, Merci

There are a lot of real life things going on right now that are hard to blog about. So I won't. 

My first of many steps to becoming a genius is learning new languages. I want to learn French. Here goes...


Monsieur handjob, c'est la magnifique, mon petite fromage! Fascination totale! barbe de papa! baguette!

I wish I were in France right now. You lucky bastard. But thanks for distracting me anyway. 

5 comments:

  1. TWSS? Oh, and serious serious swoonage.

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  2. I can tell you've been watching buffy

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  3. maybe Rob Pattinson's hair looks that way because he is always secretly having his hair touseled by the breeze off the mediterranean in France. even when he's not in France, or by the mediterranean. May we all learn from his excellent example. I hope some excellent French sea air is coming your way soon.

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  4. I like this picture because its sooooo French. Like "oh, what? going to France for a yacht party? Hold up, let me get my striped polo shirt."

    Hmmm, do you think the breeze is strong enough to toss-le him all the way to Seattle? HAHA PUN. HAHAHA

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